HUMOUR: Single In Florida...

Hi Guys,

An older single lady friend was telling me a joke yesterday that she heard from her friend, who probably heard it from her friend... and so on, ad infinitum!

The Stage: An older single woman on the beaches in Florida, where single Jewish women outnumber the men by a ratio of about 7 to 1...

An older single woman goes out to the beach and, lo and behold, finds a single man... right there on the beach... no ring, an opportunity!

So, she sits down on the bench with him and say:

"Gee, I've never seen you here before. Are you new? Are you new to this area?"

He answers "Yes."

She asks "What brings you here?"

"Well, I have tuberculosis and I thought I would get some nice fresh air."

She says "Oh vey... What's your profession?"

"Actually, I'm between jobs right now."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How come you're between jobs?"

He replies "Well, I just got let out of prison."

"Oh, What were you in prison for?"

"I murdered my wife."

She responds "Oh, so you're single then?"

I love that one. It's an oldie but a goodie. I got a good chuckle out of it!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.