6mm-Minis

6mm-Minis is Maksim-Smelchak's blog to discuss gaming, miniatures, books, movies, food, Israel, Judaism, life in general and other funny crud. My favorite scale of miniatures is 6mm, which is also called 1/285 or 1/300 scale. I enjoy many different kinds of games including ancients, Napoleonics, WWI, WWII, the Arab-Israeli conflict, Car Wars AKA Autoduel (a sort of crash'n'derby automobile combat game), 6mm Godzilla AKA Kaiju games, and science fiction games. I'm open to everything though!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

HUMOUR: Field Trip Permission Slip For Men (7-24-2007)

.TOP: Every one of these "dogs" got permission, right?

Hi All,

I really enjoyed the following sent by a friend:

APPLICATION FOR GOING OUT WITH THE BOYS


Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
____________________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Time of return:
Date:
Time of departure:
NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my cell phone after two beers, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance.

I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units):
Beer:
Wine:
Liquor:
Total:

Locations to be visited:
____________________
Females with whom conversation is permitted:
____________________

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE:

Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations.

I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers.

You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you shopping at Tuesday Morning, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed:
____________________
Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

Request is: APPROVED / DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
………………………………………………………………...........
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return:
Signed –
_______________________
Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:


Thank goodness that I don't really need one of these... yet.

TOP: My usual "Boys Night Out" activities.


Have a great Tuesday!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

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