6mm-Minis

6mm-Minis is Maksim-Smelchak's blog to discuss gaming, miniatures, books, movies, food, Israel, Judaism, life in general and other funny crud. My favorite scale of miniatures is 6mm, which is also called 1/285 or 1/300 scale. I enjoy many different kinds of games including ancients, Napoleonics, WWI, WWII, the Arab-Israeli conflict, Car Wars AKA Autoduel (a sort of crash'n'derby automobile combat game), 6mm Godzilla AKA Kaiju games, and science fiction games. I'm open to everything though!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

HUMOUR: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store!

. Hi Everyone,

I had a good weekend. Enjoyed Rosh Hoshanah, gamed a little on Saturday, visited my sister's family... had a wonderful date on Sunday. Life seems rather sunny side up despite an occasional overcast area or two.

My friend Larry shared this one with me:

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store!

Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Card 5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Card 9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Card 12. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Kentucky , Arkansas , Alabama , Mississippi , and West Virginia .)

Card 12&1/2. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) -What was I thinking?

Have a great Tuesday!

Obi Wan Katobi says so!

I found this graphic floating around the net as an example of a bad hair day, but I think he bares an amazing resemblance to that certain Star Wars character we all seem to recall with a little fondness.

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

Notes regarding photos / pictures: These are not all my images. I am using various images from around the web, mostly from public sources and/or private sources used with permission. I have tried to include only images under public domain, creative commons, or fair use. If I have inadvertently violated any copyrights, please inform me and I will remove your image/s (if it is indeed an infringement).

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