HUMOUR: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store!

. Hi Everyone,

I had a good weekend. Enjoyed Rosh Hoshanah, gamed a little on Saturday, visited my sister's family... had a wonderful date on Sunday. Life seems rather sunny side up despite an occasional overcast area or two.

My friend Larry shared this one with me:

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store!

Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Card 5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Card 9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Card 12. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Kentucky , Arkansas , Alabama , Mississippi , and West Virginia .)

Card 12&1/2. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) -What was I thinking?

Have a great Tuesday!

Obi Wan Katobi says so!

I found this graphic floating around the net as an example of a bad hair day, but I think he bares an amazing resemblance to that certain Star Wars character we all seem to recall with a little fondness.

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

Notes regarding photos / pictures: These are not all my images. I am using various images from around the web, mostly from public sources and/or private sources used with permission. I have tried to include only images under public domain, creative commons, or fair use. If I have inadvertently violated any copyrights, please inform me and I will remove your image/s (if it is indeed an infringement).