HUMOUR: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Hi Everyone,

I enjoyed reading this joke the other day ago. Enjoy!

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb?

* Australian Shepherd:
- Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

* Border Collie:
- Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

* Chihuahua:
- Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

* Dachshund:
- I can't reach the lamp!

* Dalmatian:
- Don't you know that outlet is a FIRE HAZARD?!

* Doberman Pinscher:
- While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

* Golden Retriever:
- The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

* Greyhound:
- It isn't moving. Who cares?

* Hound Dog:
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

* Lab:
- Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

* Malamute:
- Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

* Pit bull:
- Who needs light? I can still maul my chew toy in the dark.

* Pointer:
- I see it, there it is, right there...

* Rottweiler:
- Go ahead! Make me!

* Shi-tzu:
- Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

* St. Bernard:
- Light bulbs? You sure you don't want a slug o' brandy?

* Toy Poodle:
- I'll just talk sweet to the Border Collie and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

* Mastiff:
- Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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Have a great Tuesday!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.