HUMOUR: "Inner Peace?"

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TOP: A fattening, lardball snack that I love with a big glass of milk, but...

...am afraid of consuming for fear I will waste my waist.

Maybe I should indulge a little? I wonder if there are Oreos in Heaven?

Hi All,

I've been having a rough week or two at work and haven't had the time to blog or game as much as I'd like to... which is what makes a gem of a funny joke E-mail that much more enjoyable. I hope you enjoy the below gem as much as I did:

INNER PEACE!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found "inner peace." Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve "inner peace" was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of "inner peace."

Seems like good advice, huh?

Thanks, Stephen!

Have a great Tuesday!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

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