6mm-Minis

6mm-Minis is Maksim-Smelchak's blog to discuss gaming, miniatures, books, movies, food, Israel, Judaism, life in general and other funny crud. My favorite scale of miniatures is 6mm, which is also called 1/285 or 1/300 scale. I enjoy many different kinds of games including ancients, Napoleonics, WWI, WWII, the Arab-Israeli conflict, Car Wars AKA Autoduel (a sort of crash'n'derby automobile combat game), 6mm Godzilla AKA Kaiju games, and science fiction games. I'm open to everything though!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

HUMOUR: "Inner Peace?"

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TOP: A fattening, lardball snack that I love with a big glass of milk, but...
...am afraid of consuming for fear I will waste my waist.
Maybe I should indulge a little? I wonder if there are Oreos in Heaven?

Hi All,

I've been having a rough week or two at work and haven't had the time to blog or game as much as I'd like to... which is what makes a gem of a funny joke E-mail that much more enjoyable. I hope you enjoy the below gem as much as I did:

INNER PEACE!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found "inner peace." Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve "inner peace" was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of "inner peace."

Seems like good advice, huh?

Thanks, Stephen!

Have a great Tuesday!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

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