Thursday, August 30, 2007

HUMOUR: Cannibal Stew... For Two!

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TOP: Into the cannibal pot with 'em!
Ummm... maybe not THAT one.
Hi All,

A short post thanks to a joke from my buddy Leopold:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crud, it takes all morning.'

As another short note, I will probably be meagerly posting on the Blog this weekend as I'll be at the ConQuest San Francisco 2007 gaming convention in the Bay Area...

TOP: Be careful what you eat because...
You are, after all, what you eat!

To learn more about ConQuest San Francisco 2007, please follow this link:
http://avalonconventions.com/conquestsf/

Have a great Thursday!

Shalom,
Maksim-Smelchak.

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